James (unknownj) wrote in blx,

Iraq to be used as Military Base

Washington DC (BLX) - In the latest in a series of antagonistic moves by the United States of the Universe, Supreme High Commander Bush has ordered that Iraqi military installations be prepared for use by the US military.

Speaking from Castle Dubya, an inpenetrable fortress of evil, Bush explained that ideally, the best place from which to launch an attack on Iraq would be Iraq itself. Therefore, US soldiers will be stationed in air bases and military outposts throughout Iraq, in preparation for their assault.

The Iraqi government is saying that the US can't do this, and is pleading for mercy rather than destruction, but we're not listening.
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