Tikrit, Iraq (BLX) - Following the arrest of evil dictator Saddam Hussein, further links to the evil terrorist organisation Al Qaeda have been discovered by US forces.
According to a spokesman for the heroic United States military, the evil detainee had on him a number of incriminating artifacts. Most damning, he was found in possession of Osama Bin Laden's beard. Preliminary DNA tests have confirmed suspicions, and new identi-fit pictures of Osama Bin Laden are being issued, showing how he would look clean-shaven.
The beard has since been confiscated from Saddam, and will be further tested to determine whether it contains the missing stockpiles of chemical weapons that Saddam has hidden.